One day i was at the mall as i usually am on fridays, and i felt a weird chill. i looked behind me and lo and behold there were about 6 or 7 hipsters closing in on me. Now, not having experienced these trendy bastards before, i didn't know what to do. I tried to run but by then they had surrounded me, they were everywhere! Eventually my friend Katie came and rescued me, but that was way too close of a call for me to ever go back to the mall again.