6) Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! - Robert Orben
7) Beautiful girl, on top of the world. Don’t fall down, because an angel should never touch the ground. — The Broken Iris
8) A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
9) A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life. – Ana Alas
10) I like being a woman, not a girl. - Sharon Stone
11) Oh the innocent girl in her maiden teens knows perfectly well what everything means. - David Herbert Lawrence
12) All the really pretty girls get pregnant. - Mark Hoppus
13) To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone who is dying of thirst. — Unknown
14) Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. - Unknown
15) I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' - Woody Allen
16) Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. - Jane Austen
17) Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. - Dr. Laurence J. Peter
18) I say it's a girls' world. - Nelly Furtado
19) She hates the game, but yet she’s still a player. — Unknown
20) When a girl says ‘don’t worry about it’, you’d better worry about it. — Unknown
21) The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. - Marilyn Monroe
22) A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. - Redd Foxx
23) Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t! — Unknown
24) Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey. - Janice Dickinson
25) When a girl goes bad -- men go right after her. - Mae West
26) It's an extra dividend when you like the girl you're in love with. - Clark Gable
27) To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
28) Boys are like purses; Cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced. — Unknown
29) A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel
30) I like me Italian girls; half Halle Berry, half Penelope Cruz sort of thing! - Tom Felton
