
Whoe is me
I don’t know what to do
To make people like me
I don’t know even have a clue
My coat is jet black
With a big white stripe
Pretty as a picture
If everything’s allright
Don’t cross my path
And don’t kick me with dirt
‘cause I’ ll get a little mad
And give you a li’l squirt
I met up with a man
Just the other day
Thought I’d found a friend
And I tried in every way
But he became just like the others
And kicked a little dirt
I didn’t like it when he did
So I gave him a li’l squirt
I met up with a mountain man
Just the other day
He took a liking to me
And pleased me in every way
He hadn’t took a bath in years
And smelled like berry wine
But I’ll stay upwind from him
And I’ll get used to him in time
I lived with him for a week or two
But had to leave you see
‘cause Mountain Man McGurg
Smelled twice as bad as me