
Doc I said, I'm feeling sick.
You think I might get worse?
Doctor said, I can't tell yet
First let me feel your purse.
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Doc, my child just swallowed a pen
What do you think I should do?
Use a PENCIL now my dear;
That's my advice to you.
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Doc, my every bone, they hurt;
It's almost beyond bearing.
Doc replies, Be grateful Dear
That you are not a herring.
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Doc, my fever's up a point
That doesn't speak so well.
You left a message on my phone
The message said to SELL!
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That ointment makes my arm to smart
Let's try some way instead.
So doctor says, Instead of that
Just rub some on your head!