
Yep, Santa done came and the gifts were real nice.
Guess I weren't found too naughty, 'cept once . . .Maybe twice.
The grub was real fillin' with surplus galore
And that's countin' the particles still on the floor.
With kinfolk all gone now I move like a slug
And I stare and I stare at the stains in my rug.
It's time to start clean-up but this weary host
Is dreading one chore that's more dreaded than most.
I'm thinking that this year I'll hire me a troop
Of boy scouts to clean up that Darned reindeer poop!