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Frank Halliwell

The Root of All Evil

The world is going to the dogs
It's obvious to me,
With drugs and murders everyday
And frequent robbery!
No one is safe out on the street
Especially alone,
And obscene calls are often heard
When you pick up the phone!
A man's home was his castle once
Secure and sacrosanct,
But now its just another place,
As unsafe as a bank!
That evil Internet's the cause
I read last Saturday!
I guess they'll have to censor it,
There seems no other way!
I don't know how we'll ever stop
The smut from near and far,
And all that porn that I see nightly
On my VCR.