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Marvin Simon

After Dolly

I heard they're going to clone a monkey
Well, of course next has to be a donkey.
What else will come to pass,
After they make themselves an ass?
On TV today, it was said, soon a human
I can't believe what I'm hearing
Will they take a rib and make a woman?
Of that I am not sharing.
What happened to our beloved earth?
Can't we have children by birth?
I don't want children by DNA
I like it the old, fun fashioned way.
Don't look at me and my spouse
Don't ever enter our house
So please, you scientist boobs
Have your children from test tubes.